Falling from a tree is just like rolling out of bed
Piglet: really?
Tigger: except for the splat at the end, they're practically similar.
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In times like this, Christopher Robin said I just have to remember, you're taller than a beam? you're slower than whipped cream?
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What's donkey boy saying? I said ouch. AHHHHHHH [and they all fall because donkey let go]
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he'd say... that rabbit just can't function in this humidity!!
remember what? I forget, but it's something like: you're smarter when you're pink! Does that help?
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piglet: seee sa sa sa sa skee skaa skaa ska
rabbit: try to be more specific!
piglet: skull
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if each one went where the other wasen't
and each one was where the other wasen't
what I mean to say is perhaps we should split up.
Rabbit: pooh, what a great idea!
Pooh: thank you, for whatever it was I said.
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Rabbit: I'd have to figure it out by myself, from scratch! Can I do that?
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rabbit: that owl! I knew skull had another y in it
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to be fair to us both, I should munch twice as much.
But then it would only last half as long.
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and we looked and looked but every place we looked was one of the places you weren't.
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